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Looking for some fun? How about checking out some of these fun & quirky sites.
  - Get an online makeover. Try new hairstyles, colors, makeup styles, and accessories using e-models or upload your own pic. For everyone...yeah thats guys too! - Make free fun and wacky phone calls. Enter a friend or family member's phone number into the form, then type your message to them and this site will immediately call them and read your message to them via electronic voice. Pretty cool! - This online test analyzes your personality after you make a drawing. Van Gogh's out there... beware! - Create free online awards for your family, friends and/or sponsor.
 - Destroy any website here. Myspace watch out... here it comes. - An online sign generator. Create your own billboard, road sign, trophy etc. at this website for free! You just add the wording and let do the rest. - An online dictionary of Internet slang. This website also offers a slang translator where you can convert instant messages to slang. - Want to send an email to someone or yourself to be opened years from now. Create a virtual time capsule now and hang around til it gets sent. Yahoo, now this is fun! - Curious how long you will be alive? Just fill in the blanks and the computer will tell the rest. - Here you can look at tons of optical illusions and magic tricks. - Want to send a self-destructing email? Now U see it, Now U don't. - At this website you can create a personal countdown clock page showing exactly how much time is left until a specific time like your birthday, parole release date or days til your parents go on vacation and leave the house to you. - Want to find some blogs? At their search engine has over 100,000 categorized listings. - Want tomake your profile page have some pazaaz? You can using these free tools. It is all here... Generators, HTML tweaks and layouts. - Look at satellite photos of famous places around the world such as celebrity houses, movie locations, parks, historical landmarks, and tourist attractions. - Here you can search a huge database of names to find out the meaning, origin, and popularity of your first name. Come on John Smith, U wanna know! - Feel like a little verbal abuse? This site will insult you just as if "Yo Mama" was in the house. - Look at any place from a satellite photo. Wanna see what your house or favorite hiking spot looks like? Check it out here. - Here you can just type any word or phrase such as your name and see it spelled using images. We better not see this in any kidnapping notes. - How old does this person look? Just look at a photo and guess their age to win this game. - Want to send some free e- stuff to your sweetie, friends or family: flowers, kisses, ice cream cones, insults, prayers, hypnosis, food fights etc... - Want to create your own animated buddy icons from your own pictures and text. With your icon can say or show anything you want! You can install your custom icon directly into your instant messager. Works on avatars too. - Here you can type something and then look at it backwards. - This website gives you relaxing virtual sounds. Do you want calm relaxing sounds such as a beach, a waterfall, a sleeping baby, animals? You can get it here. - Ok, we all wanted to but didn't. Here it is ok to read other peoples' diaries, or write your own online. Same thing here at Open Diary. - Can't remember a friend or relative's birthday? Curious exactly how old somebody is? Search over 120 million birth records online for free.

OldSuperstitions - A huge list of all the superstitions that have been passed down through the years. - Send electronic greeting cards: Birthday, Love, Humor, Wedding, Valentine's Day and lots more. Or, send virtual flowers at - Does the American $20 bill contain hidden pictures of the World Trade Center and Pentagon attacks? - This website will read your mind. It uses a magical crystal ball to know what you are thinking. Sounds crazy, but it works. - talk with Oliver, our chat robot. It is like talking with a real person. - Read about fads from the past: hula hoops, pet rocks, goldfish swallowing, flagpole sitting, mood rings, Smurfs and more. - What does your phone number spell? Also try to see what words your name spells when the letters are re-arranged. - Create your own virtual fireworks show. - Make your own animated movie for free online. Choose a background scene, characters, animated actions, dialog, introduction, and ending credits. Put your name as the director and email the movie to your friends.

Virtual Bubble Wrap - If you like popping real bubble wrap, try this online version. - Find out what your dreams mean by using this online dream analyzer. Type in your dream to have it instantly interpreted.

FindHoroscopes - Check your horoscope, updated daily. - Setup an online lemonade stand and see how much lemonade you can sell. Based on the weather forcast for each day, you decide how much to charge per cup and how much inventory to buy. - Look at photos of dogs, cats, and other pets and rate them on a scale of one to ten, or submit your own pet's picture to be rated. - Create a virtual ice cream cone or hot fudge sundae, or email one to a friend. - Learn how common phrases and sayings originated. Browse a giantlist of idioms.
 - A list of hundreds of phobias. - Parables and other life lessons. - Get your fortune read by a virtual fortune teller. Or, get a free online Tarot Card Reading. - A web site full of cool images to keep you amazed and entertained. Try the flight simulator, watch virtual fireworks, see the birth of a galaxy, play with fractals, and more.

The Cave of Magic - This simple online card trick will amaze you.

Health, Nutrition & Wellness Calculators - A great website with over 50 health and wellness calculators. Whether you want to calculate your stress level, determine your proper calorie intake or determine how symetrical your face is, this website has them all. They even have one calculator that determines whether your emotions reflect your age. Thanks Ashley for sharing this website with us.

Nose Pilot - A fast moving tour through a made up world of strange, abstract, fun imagery.

Birthday Events - Find out what famous events happened on your birthday - Get a natal report showing all the astrological details of your birth. Or, view your Biorhythm Chart which you can use to plan your activities based upon your predicted energy levels. - Read requests for financial assistance from desperate people worldwide who need money, and donate to them instantly online. - A directory of over 7000 email newsletters. If you are bored, signup for free for some ezines and you will start getting interesting ezines that you can read.

SodaConstructor - Make your own online robot. Animate and edit two dimensional models made out of masses and springs. Models can be constructed that bounce, roll, walk etc. - Thousands of signature graphics that you can use for free in your forum postings. Also try which offers free smilies and emoticons for you to use on forums, chatrooms, or chat programs such as AIM or MSN.

The Dialectizer - Translates text or web pages into various funny dialects such as Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Moron, or Pig Latin.

Cybertown and Habbo Hotel - Virtual worlds where you can chat with other people.

Planet Feedback - Read complaints or write your own complaints to companies and stores nationwide. Fill out a form and based on your answers, they will create a letter and send it to the best contact at the company by e-mail, fax or snail mail. You can also send a copy of it to other people, including friends, family members, and elected officials.

Rinkworks - Lots of things to do to keep you occupied: jokes, polls, games, puzzles, humor, and lots more. - A multimedia entertainment site with behind the scenes footage and interviews with celebrities. See Supermodels, Fashion Shows, Celebrity Events, Exclusive Parties, and Hot Clubs. - This is an online version of the popular kids game MASH (Mansion-Apartment-Shack-House). It determines where you will live, who you will marry, what kind of car you will drive, and how many kids you will have. - A community type site that has chat, photos, polls, notes, quizz, tag books, e-cards, clubs, and lots more.

Teen People Magazine - Find out what is hot: stars, styles, games, gossip, and more.

Top Secret Recipes - Find out the recipes for popular foods such as Mrs. Fields® Chocolate Chip Cookies, McDonald's® Shakes, Nabisco® Nilla Wafers®, Hostess Twinkie®, Burger King® BK Broiler, I.H.O.P® Pancakes, and others.

Where's George - Do you ever wonder where that paper money in your pocket has been, or where it will go next? This is the place to find out.

Kiwi Box - An website that's "For teens by teens".

Seventeen - The well-known publication online.

Volunteer Match - Find volunteer opportunities in your local area.

Teen Mag - Online version of Teen Magazine.

Find a Grave - See and search the graves of thousands of famous people from around the world.

The Twinkies Project - The project were designed to determine the properties of that incredible food, the Twinkie.

Time Capsule - Enter a date and see what happened on that day. Great for birthdays.




The Search For Extraterrestrial Intelligence - SETI@home is a scientific experiment that uses Internet-connected computers in the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence (SETI). You can participate by running a free program that downloads and analyzes radio telescope data.

Eric Conveys An Emotion - You request an emotion (or reasonable facsimile), and Eric will try to act it out for you.

Ugly People - Check to see if your picture is here or cast your vote for the ugliest photo.

Totally Absurd - This site explores the funnier side of our inventive spirit by featuring actual USA patented* products. Some are totally absurd.

























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